Now, some (if not all of you, that is how awesome I am and sich) have been wondering where the schnitzel I've been!
Some of you were thinking: 'I bet he's hiding in a cave of depression again?'
others were thinking: ' Is he swirling in a pool of self doubt and anxiety?'
many more said: 'Is he dead?'
whilst those who know me best were going: 'He's chasing girls again...damn fool running around after pretty things whilst ignoring us, his real friends, whilst crying into his knees that they don't like him...silly dick-listening fool!'
(The answer is at least one of those-but I'm not telling you which, life needs mystery)
:D In all honesty,